weird.
maybe when i have a little time in my life i will see if i can fix that.
which i probably can't but i mean, why not try?
but pole vaulting wasn't tooo bad today.
i mean i only have to do 810 pushups.
cool.
but OH!
wanna hear a legitimate mystery story?
okay cool. if not, read it anyway. because i need to find out what happened here.
so here's the deal
yesterday i get to school early, put my clothes in my locker and then check on my fish lazerous.
so pretty much i couldn't see it because it's water was so dirty so i decided i would clean it out in my first hour, aka enviromental science.soo i bring it in, and Mrs Yacko is super surprised that Lazerous is still alive and yada yada yada...
okay so after like 10 minutes of dryheaving and cleaning the dumb tank thing i have Lazzy some new fresh water.
i'm so nice
okay so thenn he is just sitting like 5 feet away from me all hour i and i watch him swim all happily in his new water.
really i'm the best mom.
so i leave him there and go to my second hour.
no big deal
the next dayy, aka today.
i go into first hour check on my fish and i notice that there is like 2 inches of water in it and...
LAZEROUS is GONE!
whatthhee.
so i say, MRS YACKO!
who stole my fiisshhh???
really.
so here is her story...
apparantly she was in the back room between like 1st and 2nd hour and she comes in and her aid is cleaning up all this water! and she says okay what is that. and she's like uhhh i spilled this fish tank.
so Mrs Yackoo says well where is the fish. and apparantly this girl person lady says there was no fish!! and and they cannot find it ANYWHEREbut like really...
what the heck??!!
i was just watching him 5 minutes AGO!
and and we tried to see how hard she would have to hit that tank thing to knock it over and it was like there is noo way you could unitentionally hit it over. like Mrs Yacko hit it pretty hard and it didn't even fall over!!
that is crap.
i kept lazerous alive for like 4 and a half months and he even came back from the dead. hence the name lazerous.
really though.
can you believe that???
because i can't
and i am going to interigate everyone in 2nd hour this whole next week to find out what happened to him.
or just bring in Jack Bauer.
problem solved.
2 comments:
okay...I have a confession, it was me. JOKE. I don't even know where this Yacko woman's room is. But srsly, that's super weird....
Unintentionally and Lazarus and interrogate are all spelled wrong. Just thought you would like to know. I did not know Lazarus was in deed dead for sure this time. I am sorry - you did not tell me the ending of the story - just the fact you cleaned the fish tank and he was still alive! I'm sorry - that is indeed weird and a mystery.
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