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Umm hi, welcome to my life.
Today in Bio100 - aka the easiest class of my life... we turned in our "Most Valuable Plant" Essays.
Like most essays these are the easiest one page 'essays' ever. So of course I procrastinated to the last minute. I did a lot of googling and found a plant that seemed valuable enough and wrote my paper on it.
The thing is, I probably couldn't tell you what the plant is called.... that's how much effort I put into it.

So I happened to be taking a tiny little nap during class because she posts all of her power points on Blackboard and I no longer have a laptop to keep me awake and looking busy so there was no stopping me from sleeping.

And here is where the short little story begins.
I wake up to Angela and Haylie talking accross me about how "they would just die if their named got called right now" as Professor Ostraff continues to talk about how she will choose randomly people to come and tell the class all about their most valuable plant they wrote about.

The next thing I hear as I am still waking up is... "Alright first one up is... Rachel, umm well I don't want to mispronounce this... umm... shhll, skkll... Rachel Skalappi?? Am I saying that right?"
Nope, nope nope. You are not saying it right and I wish I wasn't here...

That's when I hide my face and sink in my chair. But, that didn't work.
I slowly walk up to the front and the whole class feels bad for me because we all know this class and assignment was a joke.

I then proceed to tell the class about a plant that helps give blood flow to the brain.

Alright. 2 things.
Of Course I was the one called up...
and
Freshman mentoring just called me. They hate me. I just added a bundle, dropped it 2 minutes ago because I found different teachers that I liked and they already called me!! They are physco control freaks. Don't pick a bundle and then drop it to pick a different one... because they won't even give you 5 minutes before they call.
Love them.