Tips for success.

In my 20 years of living I would have to say I have learned lots of things. Some from textbooks, and some from life experience. And yes, I realize 20 years is not that long to live... so here is some limited knowledge I am so graciously sharing with you. These are a list of things that will definitely help you succeed in life.
Ready?

Tip #1: Always finish what you start, even if it means eating the whole cake

Tip #2: You are what you eat... so eat skinny people.

Tip #3: Check your facebook one last time before you start that homework you are about to do...

Tip #4: Don't tease fat kids, they have enough on their plates

Tip #5: To get better grades, eat Asian food every night before a test.

Tip #6: Always put your address on your house keys. Then if they are lost they can be returned to you with no trouble

Tip #7: Open the Chamber of Secrets

Tip #8: Nothing says "I love you" better than a plastic heart shaped balloon that says, "I love you".

Tip #9: Right before opening a soda bottle, shake it vigorously to mix all the flavor together, making the drink taste better and more satisfying.

Tip #10: When talking to a British person, speak only about tea or else they won't understand you

Tip #11: Pictures are worth a thousand words. Especially during essays

Tip #12: When playing with grenades be sure to be with Bruno Mars

Tip #13: Wearing your underwear over your pants is the first step to becoming a super-hero

Tip #14: If you need to loose weight, cover everything you eat in butter. That way it will slide right through your digestive system

Tip #15: In the winter metal poles taste like candy. Don't hestitate to lick them.

Tip #16: Make bomb jokes in the airport. Security loves that kind of light humor in the midst of their stressful jobs.

Tip #17: Like your own statuses on Facebook

Tip #18: Filling every bubble on the scantron will result in all right answers

Tip #19: When girls don't want to talk to you it means they have a crush on you. Be persistent

Tip #20: When in doubt, mumble

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Now okay, truth comes out. I may or may not have done any of these. I may or may not have done some of these. And I may or may not have done ALL of these. That's up for you to decide. But I think that they are pretty smart! I'm definitely going to make a goal to implement these into my life :) Also, I got most of these from here. Check out this website, it is actually pretty funny. And a great time waster. And where I pulled my favorite Tips For Success from..
So yes. Enjoy.

And good luck with your success ;)