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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Uh, oh...

No wonder I fail all my tests! This explains everything!! Not only did I fall down cement stairs as wee lass while learning to walk, but I am brain damaging myself.
I definitely fall under numbers 2,4,5,6, 7, and 8. That could be a problem.... But I don't know if I am willing to give up over-eating and high sugar consumption though! Maybe when I'm sick I'll never use my brain and move out of this air pollution. Oh, and I could go without covering my head while I sleep I suppose. There thats only half of them. In order to get more sleep I'm gonna have to quit college and never have a family. Not worth it. But really.

I need to tell my professors I have brain damage and that they should unfail my tests for me :) That'd be super!! Really though.
How many of YOU have brain damage?!

4 comments:

Tara Bodrero said...

me meeee!!! I have brain damage. I used to have number 2 and 6 and now I just have doctors playing in there!!!! I love your blog chol

Carson said...

How does, "playing soccer for a reeeeeally long time and hitting my head against a lot of soccer balls" not fall under any of these categories...wait...maybe that's the stimulating thoughts one?

Anonymous said...

Ohh no, I'm doomed. Sometimes 1, definitely 2, 4, and 6 though. Shoot. Hahah! Gotta eat my breakfast I guess, or else brain damage, here I come!

lul said...

I fail for the four first! I think what saves me is that I talk a lot!