pothead

No, I am not one... But I had to get drug tested just to make sure.

And lets be honest... I was super nervous.
Now before you judge, I wasn't nervous because I am some druggie, but because those places scare the heebie jeebies outta me! Serious.
And, before today I have only had one experience with having to pee in a cup and make sure it was the right temperature. About a year ago actually...

Let me tell you how it went down

So I go to the sketchiest part of Phoenix and it's in some building in the corner... I walk in and I don't they believe in lightbulbs because it is so dark in there. And it looks like this place hasn't been cleaned in 10 years. Seriuosly, it was falling apart. So some super scary lady is talking to me in a whisper, I don't even know what she is saying but she takes my phone and wallet and all my belongings and thne and takes me down some long, dark, and completely creepy hallway to a room in the back. If I didn't already had to pee, I needed to now. So I pee in a cup. Bring it out to her. She gives me scary looks and then I leave.

Yeah, it wasn't a very fun experience 

So I was definably scared for today.

BUT! It was great! It was in some nice office with lots of light and nice people all around! really, for a drug testing office this place was great. And not awkward at all surprisingly...

So moral of the story is... get drug tested in Draper Utah instead of Phoenix and you are guaranteed a 500% better experience!! :)