Alka grosszer plus

So I currently have a cold. I know right? What even is a cold and since when did I, Rachel Schlappi, even get them/get sick in general?
Yeah, I don't
I mean I go through a miserable winter where it's -500 degrees outside and am healthy as can be. And now it's 115 outside and I get a cold... a cold! Meh, how weird.

But my throat feels like knives are cutting through it every time I speak or swallow, my nose is running faster than I have since I stopped working out, and my eyes are watering. What the, I have never had issues with my eyes!
Anyway, so last night at approx 11 in the pm I ask my all knowing mother what is wrong and how I can fix it.

So, she gives me some alka seltzer plus. But let me tell you, I am a first timer for that medicine and it is gross!! So I barely down the whole glass and then proceed 2 minutes later to throw up that whole glass of alka seltzer and my second dinner.
And you know how alka setlzer is like all bubbly and fuzzy? Yeah, my pizza came out all bubbly and fuzzy with. It was probably the weirdest experience ever.

I know, sue me, that was definitley too much information... But I'm telling you, if you don't have stomach problems, drink alka seltzer. Because it's gross.



PS...

my thoughts exactly.